Ky - The Special Snowflake Of Hell (venom69) wrote in shoe_hate,
Ky - The Special Snowflake Of Hell
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My uber comfy black shoes of kewlness

For the record, I own about 20 pairs of shoes.

I wear 3 pairs. I get blisters or backpain from all the rest so I don't usually bother. (But I keep them around JIC, y'know.)

Anyways, about 6 months ago I found a pair of flat black shoes with a small silver band around the top and a silver bow on them. They're perfect. PERFECT! SO comfy, trendy, stylish and i've yet to find anything in my wardrobe that I can't wear them with. (With the exception of my long trousers - which are, admittedly, only long because I'm short.)

Moving on.

My uber comfy black shoes of kewlness are starting to wear a bit thin. In all fairness, they only cost me $30AUD and I do wear them everyday. Had to happen sooner or later.

So... I went back to the store to buy another pair. I'm leaving the country in three weeks (ZOMG!) and I figured it was time for some new uber comfy black shoes of kewlness.

I go in, I look, I no see.

OK.

I find sales girl (Shorter than me, I should have rolled her or beat her up) I explain about my uber comfy black shoes of kewlness and my desperation in finding another pair... and she patiently explains that they are now selling summer shoes and My uber comfy black shoes of kewlness are no longer in stock.

At all.

Now, it's all about open-toed shoes, heels and toe cleavage.

Yes, you read that right, toe cleavage.

WTF???

I don't show my boob cleavage (Mostly cause I don't really have any!), why would I want to show toe cleavage?

Now, I am on the hunt for My uber comfy black shoes of kewlness. I know they are out there and I will find them, damnit.

*glares at shoes*
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